It's time for back-to-school haircuts. I gave Kid2 hers the other week, so it's just Kid3 and Kid4 tonight. Kid4 went first. The haircuts happen in the kitchen: they sit on a stool and I tell them to turn around when I need to cut different areas.
To avoid confusion, I give directions based on what in the room they will be facing, eg the stove, the window, the blackboard. Which led to this:
Me: OK, turn around to face the plants... No, the plants.... oh. Sorry. The other plants
Kid4 (rolling eyes): You have too many plants
Heh heh. Mission accomplished