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readbeanicecreamShould I watch the prequels Andor the sequels?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maythefourth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maythefourth</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StarWars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#StarWars</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maythe4thbewithyou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maythe4thbewithyou</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maythe4th" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maythe4th</a>

Anna SaultronToday on the fediverse, in an twisted event of unseen behavior Authors compare who has the shortest p... . . . . . . . . . . . . iece of work Sorry I couldn't resist. <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/BadPuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadPuns</a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/WritingCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WritingCommunity</a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/Writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Writing</a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/WordWeavers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WordWeavers</a>

NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️ at Fedi<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/@sfwrtr" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@sfwrtr</a> <a href="https://writing.exchange/@CA_Hawthorne" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@CA_Hawthorne</a> <a href="https://writing.exchange/@crcollins" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@crcollins</a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/@wendypalmer" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@wendypalmer</a> My eyes fell to her ample bosom and wondered if I would get slapped if I fished them out.But when I tried her hand flew up leaving a bloody trail and grabbed my fly saying, "Dear sir do you have a fishing license?"I remained silent and let the buzzing fly answer for me.<a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/FlashFiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FlashFiction</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/tootfic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tootfic</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a>

Nick MathewsonAchilleus: "Can't outrace a tortoise," huh? Well, tough guy, why don't you come over HERE and say that?Zeno of Elea: ... 🤗 🤓 <a href="https://abyssdomain.expert/tags/zeno" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#zeno</a> <a href="https://abyssdomain.expert/tags/achilles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#achilles</a> <a href="https://abyssdomain.expert/tags/infiniteSeries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#infiniteSeries</a> <a href="https://abyssdomain.expert/tags/badJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badJokes</a>

mdmrnGive a man a fish and he'll eat for like, maybe one meal. Fish aren't that big. Teach a man to fish and he'll likely use that as an excuse to sit by the water with a case of beers. <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Fishing" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Fishing</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Proverbs" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Proverbs</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Silly" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Silly</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/BadJokes" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a>

Feral Aunt Nessie :v_bi:Mental scar tissues are called issues cause trauma stole the tee <a href="https://beige.party/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a>

Rachael Ava 💁🏻‍♀️A garbage truck.(This gem of a joke was found on Reddit) <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jokes</a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a>

ArapallaThis post contains no:<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Politics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mediamatters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mediamatters</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sport</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/War" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#War</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Conflict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Conflict</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Boating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Boating</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Skydiving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Skydiving</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Skiing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Skiing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Drinkinggames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Drinkinggames</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Racism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Racism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Climatechange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Climatechange</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hardwork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Hardwork</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Badjokes</a> This post only has this cute boy. Please feel free to unwind 😎

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓Who stole the Statue of Liberty's IUD? 🗽 <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/AdultHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AdultHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓So for Gen Z "raw dogging" means to sit on a plane and stare straight ahead doing nothing for TikTok videos.For us Gen Xer's "raw dogging" has a completely different meaning. When I saw this article I thought the younger generation was banging on airplanes without protection...<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/genx" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#genx</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/genz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#genz</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/tiktok" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tiktok</a>

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓Good morning all! It's been fun morning here, the dogs wanted to go out at 5am, the cats needed treats and there was no Melissa here handing me coffee. 😢 After waiting in a line of 166 people I finally got the RMA for my defective earbuds. Samsung actually tried offering me $4 to keep them and complete the transaction. Their CEO went to prison for bribery, you'd think they'd be better at it... 😸Have a good day everyone! 🙂<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/goodmorning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#goodmorning</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/samsung" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#samsung</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a>

Rachel RawlingsWho decided to call it Spirit Halloween and not October Supplies?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Halloween" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Halloween</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a>

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓If my cat insists on watching me use the bathroom is he a purrvert? 😺🤦🏼‍♂️<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/CatsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CatsOfMastodon</a>

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓We were following a new Ford Bronco Raptor in Waterloo today.Melissa said, "It would be nice to have one of those for off-road."I said, "If you win the lottery we can get one." She said, "I do have some dollar bills." I said, "From where, you been dancing again?"<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/marriage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#marriage</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓That's the same reviews I get... 🤪 <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dirtyjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dirtyjokes</a>

William Hamilton<a href="https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@VeroniqueB99</a> “Did you hear about the thieves who stole a truck full of Viagra? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals.”<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/LawdILoveDemBadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LawdILoveDemBadJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/CantGetEnoughOfDem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CantGetEnoughOfDem</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/OooWooWooEee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OooWooWooEee</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/BadJokesForMe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokesForMe</a>

Jeremy MallinI keep wanting to shout out "Come in." every time the workers hammer on the roof. 🤦 <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a>

Panamanian🌱🪺🐣Me: “hey snugglewuffins where does the president keep his armies!” My son half asleep putting on his shirt “grumbles” me: “In his sleevies!!!!” My son deadpans “not funny mommy!” <a href="https://geekdom.social/tags/goodMorning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#goodMorning</a> <a href="https://geekdom.social/tags/momLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#momLife</a> <a href="https://geekdom.social/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a>

leeleedeeI have been putting post-it <a href="https://mstdn.dk/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> in my husbands lunch pack each morning, so when he sits down to lunch out in the field, he gets a giggle. Today's one was:After a bad harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?'Cause he had so many sick beets.I really don't want to run out of <a href="https://mstdn.dk/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a> so if you have any crackers, toot 'em at me!

AnomnomnomalyI tried using Office365 today.It didn't work.<a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/SorryNotSorry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SorryNotSorry</a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a>

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