Milcom Miasma<p>I'm going to need a patsy.</p><p>I wore my "I'm just here to establish an alibi" t-shirt to the gym this morning and the ladies behind the front desk said they're going to tell the police they don't know me and that I was never there. </p><p>A bit rude and preemptive I think. Especially since I'm current on my dues.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/ExerciseExcuses" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ExerciseExcuses</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/OldPeopleOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OldPeopleOfMastodon</span></a></p>