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Time for another round of #HireAlice! I've had some prospects, but I'm running out of unemployment benefits and need something soon.

With a lot of (big) tech companies slashing DEI and removing trans/queer-inclusive wording from their policies, the pool of companies I'm willing to work for has become a lot smaller lately.

So, if you're a hiring manager (or can put me in touch with one) for any senior data positions, please let me know.

Thank you all so much :floofHeart:

Link to post with what I offer and what I'm looking for:
lgbtqia.space/@alice/113993183

LGBTQIA.Space🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) (@alice@lgbtqia.space)Dear Fediverse, I need some help to survive in this capitalist dystopia, which means I need money :neocat_laugh_sweat: Specifically I'm looking for a fulfilling position focused on helping disadvantaged folx. Although one that pays well and isn't evil would do in a pinch 💁‍♀️ Many of y'all know me and what I stand for, but here's the pitch anyway: What I offer: - like 15 years working with uncomfortably large data - experience as head of data, head of analytics, sr. manager of data science, and sr. analyst across several industries (primarily gaming, but also fintech, construction, AI, and B2B/B2C/C2C marketplaces) - skills in SQL, Python, statistics, psychology, management, data science, data privacy, research, roguelikes, and other useful things - a unique blend of work and education history that make me really good at predicting how people react to things What I need: - a full-time, salaried position paying $200k+ USD (with flexible time off) - remote work (but I'm fine occasionally visiting a Seattle-based office) What I prefer: - working on novel projects, for organizations that make humanity better in a tangible way - working with departments like trust & safety, fraud-prevention, user experience, or R&D - not working for departments like sales & marketing Finally, thank you all for being amazing and supportive 💝 💝 I'm so lucky to have the friends and contacts I've made here, and I really appreciate any help you can give. (You can also just throw money at me if you want 💁‍♀️ buymeacoffee.com/alice.watson) #GetFediHired #LFW #LookingForWork #Data #Analytics #DataPrivacy #PleaseBoost

Well, the company I work(ed) for just folded. Poof! 💩⛈️.
No notice, no severance, no nothing. 🤬

So I'm asking for boosts and leads. If anyone needs someone who knows data, please reach out.

I'm located in Seattle, WA. Remote preferred.

Last few titles include: CDO, Head of Data, and Sr. Operations Analyst.

I've worked in gaming, fintech, and B2C/C2C marketplaces most recently.

I'm proficient in Python, SQL, statistics, team management, (almost) all things data-related, and a host of other stuff.

I'm opinionated and anti-capitalist, but I also routinely bring in multiple times my department's cost in profits for the companies I work for.

I'm also hella nice (despite my RBF) and easy to get along with.

God, pitching myself is so awkward.

That's the toot. Thanks.

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Edit: I wanted to say thank you to everyone who is sharing this and a huge thank you to everyone who has reached out with encouragement and leads. This community is amazing.

Edit 2: I'm going through all the replies I got, and will reach out to a lot of you soon. I've just finished updating my resume and LinkedIn.

I realize that I'm going to have to give up some of my anonymity when I respond to people, so I'd really appreciate it if anyone I send my resume or LinkedIn profile to could keep my work and personal life separate. Thank you.
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