If you could spend ten minutes locked in a small room with trump, and you could say anything you wanted to him — without fear of retribution from him and with no harm to you — would you do it?
You can tell him whatever you want but neither of you can touch or hurt the other; you can get as close to him as you wish but you can only speak to him. No weapons, no touching.
You can tell us what you'd say in the comments.
"You can have my fireworks when you pry them from my cold dead fingers, which are right over there by the sidewalk."
Y'all be safe out there this weekend. Be chill. Watch after the kiddos. And remember: don't drink and pyrotechnic! 
"FUCK THE CHILDREN," he said. (probably)
"The federal grants were supposed to be distributed Tuesday, but The Associated Press reported a memo went out from the Department of Education saying the money... is on hold."
Cruelty isn't the only point. trump is also an instrument of chaos. he thrives on confused, hurt and afraid children.
A new #iPhone app, ICEBlock, allows users to anonymously report real-time sightings of ICE activity, similar to Waze.
#ICE officials have condemned the app, stating it endangers officers due to a recent 500% increase in assaults against them. [#fuckICE 
]
The app's developer says ICEBlock is a #grassroots effort to inform #communities about ICE operations and help #people avoid confrontations.
#ICEBlock app alerts users of nearby ICE sightings
https://www.foxla.com/news/iceblock-app-ice-sightings
Happy "The 1st Pride was a Riot" Day to those who celebrate! And *especially* to those that don't! 
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL 
Repeating the *same* story with the *same* thumbnail FORTY-NINE TIMES is not helpful. At all.
I understand that news orgs routinely pool their stories to save money. I suppose this is mostly Google's fault since they selected the stories. But couldn't news orgs try to be a little creative on their headlines and/or thumbnails? Sheesh.
I found this in my meme stash from 2017 and it's still pertinent. We are undoubtedly well on our way to repeating this same situation.
"Read More..."
No, ffs, I'd rather not. 
If you can watch this :26 second video of two guys falling all over each other from laughing so hard then you need a new attitude cuz this is funny af! 
Nobody can make things more worse than #trump can.
"more than 60,000 metric tonnes of US #food #aid sitting in storage sourced from #American #farmers and manufacturers could supply 3.5 million people for a month some stocks that are due to expire as early as July are likely to be destroyed valued at over $98 million could feed the entire population of #Gaza for a month and a half"
#US aid cuts leave food for millions mouldering in storage
https://www.reuters.com/world/us-aid-cuts-leave-food-millions-mouldering-storage-2025-05-16/
"New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders"
#TIL that current events have rendered me incapable of recognizing #satire. I was ready to get all riled up about this #headline before I realized it was from a fake article by #TheOnion. It's a very uncomfortable place to be nowadays. 
There is no #logic here. #Texas #Republicans have jumped the shark with three breathtakingly #stupid #bills targeting #RenewableEnergy in their state which, I remind you, has the worst, most vulnerable power grid in the #US.
Texas Senate passes bill requiring solar plants to provide power at night
https://thehill.com/policy/equilibrium-sustainability/5292792-texas-senate-bill-power-cost/
I am/was in this photo and I don't like it! 
For a while now, I've been struggling to understand how maga fascists use hypocrisy to their political benefit. Today, I ran across this most excellent set of posts from the great A.R. Moxon, Verified Duck, @JuliusGoat, and realized that he has already unraveled the mystery.
"it's a heist, wrapped in a coup, disguised as a political party"
yes, that's exactly what is is
#Heist = #musk, #Coup = #trump, #PoliticalParty = #republicans
Major publications are starting to pick up on the nation-wide 50501 Protests happening on Wednesday this week. 
This is great news! Keep talking about the #protests going on in your state!
https://www.newsweek.com/50-states-anti-trump-protest-nationwide-february-5-details-2025300
National '50 States' Anti-Trump Protest Planned for Feb 5: What to Know
"Only little people pay taxes." 
#Musk's #Tesla had $2.3 billion of #income in 2024 but paid zero dollars in #federal #IncomeTax. Over the past three years, it reports $10.8 billion of income on which its current federal tax was just $48 million — a three-year federal tax rate of just 0.4% — more than 50x less than the statutory #corporate tax rate of 21%.
https://itep.org/tesla-reported-zero-federal-income-tax-in-2024/
Tesla Reported Zero Federal Income Tax on $2 Billion of U.S. Income in 2024
I rediscovered this image from several years ago in my meme stash this morning and I've been giggling about it ever since. I realize we shouldn't be laughing about him (but we should be laughing *at* him) but if it makes you smile a little then I think it was worth it. 
The law is clear: flags shall be flown at half-staff for thirty days after the death of a President.
But, you know, fuck the law.
Right?
Fuck. The. Law.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/15/trump-inauguration-flags-full-staff
Trump gets way as flags to fly full-staff at inauguration despite Jimmy Carter’s death
https://www.archives.gov/federal-register/codification/proclamations/03044.html
Proclamations | National Archives
The "change my mind" meme (originally with Steven Crowder) has been updated for 2025.
"If trump walks free, why not Luigi?"
