Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES<p>"How's the employee search going?"</p><p>"I'm quite pleased."</p><p>"Oh?"</p><p>"I've got a new trick. I ask the candidates for their availability, and I also ask them if they know how to flobulate an illibily."</p><p>"Er... how *do* you fl...."</p><p>"Flobulate an illibily? You can't. That's not a thing."</p><p>"Oh...."</p><p>"The thing is that a lot of them will lie and tell me that they've been trained in the fine art of floblulating illibilies."</p><p>"Ah... I see."</p><p>"Look at this response: 'It so happens that I have over 20 years of experience flobulating illibilies. In fact, I introduced the practice at my current job.' Yeah... sure... damn liar! Anyhow. Why did come into my office?"</p><p>"Oh, the higher up want to know if you can irrictate a momoplex."</p><p>"Er..."</p><p>"Well, do you?"</p><p>"Oh... yeah... sure I can."</p><p>"Great! I'll go tell them. They'll be in touch with you shortly."</p><p>"Okay. [Waits until the colleague is gone, turns to the computer and enters a search, 'how to irrictate a momoplex?'"]</p><p><a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/jobs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jobs</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/candidates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>candidates</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/JobSearch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JobSearch</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/microfiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>microfiction</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/HR" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HR</span></a></p>