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Hollie<p>(2/2)</p><p>Him: Is there anything else I can do for you? Besides just push the cart?</p><p>Her: No that’s fine, that’s all I need</p><p>Him: I can reach stuff for you too. Hey do you need any of this Ben Gay? You think they have Ben Gay but do you think they have Still Gay?</p><p>Me: &lt;EYES WIDE&gt; shoots the guy a look that says ABORT ABORT</p><p>Old Lady: &lt;starts howling with laughter&gt;</p><p><a href="https://social.coop/tags/Costco" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Costco</span></a> <a href="https://social.coop/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a> <br>"Voice training is hard. I hummed too much and now my head is light."<br>TIL that voice training includes meditation. 🤔</p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a> <br>"I support trans. I'm looking for transactional love."</p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a><br><a href="https://xinjinmeng.neocities.org" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">xinjinmeng.neocities.org</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
afreytes 🇵🇷 ☭<p>"The plural of anecdotes is not data."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/OverHeard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OverHeard</span></a></p>
Stan Carey<p>Overheard at Lough Atedaun, County Clare: "Let's go give the baby cow a rice cake"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/cows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cows</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Ireland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Ireland</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>overheard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/NoContext" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NoContext</span></a></p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
Church of Jeff<p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/NotMe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ShitIFind" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShitIFind</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ActuallyAutistic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ActuallyAutistic</span></a></p>
Church of Jeff<p>"I love the sound policy makes when I break it."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ShitIFind" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShitIFind</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a></p>
Church of Jeff<p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/InTheWild" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>InTheWild</span></a> </p><p>"She's psycho, that's why he likes her."</p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a>&nbsp;<br>"Does your program have this feature?"<br>"No, but someone logged a request for it on the git, six years ago!"</p>
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<p><a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Overheard</span></a><br><a href="https://xinjinmeng.neocities.org" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">xinjinmeng.neocities.org</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Abie<p>Conversation entre un monsieur et sa fille de 7-8 ans :<br>- Tu veux passer aux toilettes avant de partir?<br>- Nan.<br>- Tu veux boire un verre d'eau ?<br>- Nan<br>- T'es sûre ?<br>- Naaaaan, c'est pas de ma faute si je suis un chameau !<br><a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/Auvol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Auvol</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/QOTD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>QOTD</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>overheard</span></a></p>
Miss Megaphon<p>Treffen sich eben auf der Straße zwei alte Leute:</p><p>"Renate! Wo kommst du denn her?"<br>"Theater?"<br>"RENATE hab ich gesagt!"<br>"Ja, aus'm THEATER hab ich gesagt!"</p><p>Ich schmeiß mich weg :'D</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>overheard</span></a></p>