Alan Watts is in the moment.
Over time, it's Alan Joules.

I've been listening to Stephen King's audiobooks back to back.

I'm Mainelining them.

I like how journalists will still find a way to smuggle in a pun or two, no matter how dire the situation.

Spiraling hard mentally this morning. Please send all the pics and shitposts. #CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon #PetsOfMastodon #FediPets #BlackCatsOfFedi #TuxedoCatsOfFedi #TuxedoCatsOfMastodon #Cats #Dogs #Sheep #Goats #Bloomscrolling #Asstodon #shitposting #Shitposts #DadJokes #puns

Project I do not have time to do: A cargo bike filled with pens, paper, envelopes, stamps, markers and crayons, making stops along JFK Drive or Ovean Beach Park or similar places, allowing people to write letters and make art, to be called “The Stationery Bike” #bike #sfba #art #puns

CURRENTLY IN ROTATION
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I have a whole bunch of marine puns in a different language that I doubt more than 1 other person at work would understand.

In Taiwanese / Hokkien,

‘Hae’ means shrimp
‘Heh’ means fish

So since I was a child my cousins and I have always been saying shrimp shrimp shrimp or fish fish fish for ‘hehehehe’ laughing

It was meant to be

Someone gave me a seaweed snack and said, ‘let me kelp you’

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#meme #funny #stupid #dadjokes #puns

Re-discovered this wonderful website: "Molecules with Silly
or Unusual Names" https://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm I'm cackling! #chemistry #humour #puns

Spotted at a red light in #Perth

A friend sent me a pic of a library cart labelled "Wheeliam Shakespeare," so I came up with a few other library cart puns:

Magna Carter
Percy Shelfy
The Trolley Problem
CartGPT
The Carterbury Tales
Trolleyus and Cressida

My wife said, "The problem with making Meatloaf is it goes too fast."
I told her, "It goes like a Bat Out of Hell".

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

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If everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican on Cinco de Mayo?

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St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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Not many people know the original Madness song was intended as a study aid to Danish geography students

Next time a bigot tells you queerness is against nature, show them this and said, whale actually

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/mating-male-humpbacks-1.7131511

And then after they’ve composed themselves, tell them ‘you’re whalecome’

Bigots don’t deserve whales tho, even if they’re humpbacks humping