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Strong Language<p>Lower education: <a href="https://arnoldzwicky.org/2025/09/09/putain-ouais/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">arnoldzwicky.org/2025/09/09/pu</span><span class="invisible">tain-ouais/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>comics</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/swearing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>swearing</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>language</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/Bizarro" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Bizarro</span></a></p>
pookiesorcery<p>I wrote a book and i am sharing it with everyone. Email request access required (the web is a jungle right now)<br><a href="https://humble.opticmystic.io/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">humble.opticmystic.io/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>pdf version available through email request (the web is a jungle right now).</p><p>some inspiration was taken from<br><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>pluralistic</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://dair-community.social/@emilymbender" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>emilymbender</span></a></span> </p><p>you may like <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://climatejustice.social/@GeofCox" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>GeofCox</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@bodhipaksa" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>bodhipaksa</span></a></span> <br><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/@aral" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>aral</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humble" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humble</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/world" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>world</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>books</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/philosophy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>philosophy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/love" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>love</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/typography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>typography</span></a></p>
Max, whispers to you too now<p>Hey gang, do you know what you get if you cook a monster and its mother in red wine, along with onions, carrots, and potatoes?</p><p><a href="https://scicomm.xyz/tags/culinarypuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>culinarypuns</span></a> <a href="https://scicomm.xyz/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Adrianna Tan<p>This teacher got the memo: we got a thank you note that said, “We are o-fish-ally booked and can't wait tuna sea the beautiful Monterey Bay Aquarium. Thank you for the fishsistence.”</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Marine</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte/115109472152240905" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte/1151</span><span class="invisible">09472152240905</span></a></p>
Adrianna Tan<p>I’m going to start sending emails that start with, ‘I hope this email finds you whale”</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Marine</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
Adrianna Tan<p>a team at work just published the latest 'krill waves radio' and the comments are full of 'so good, you are krilling me'</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/AMyefi0CIdE" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtu.be/AMyefi0CIdE</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Marine</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Nature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Nature</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a><br>Q: What did the Thesaurus eat for breakfast?<br>A: A synonym roll. </p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/BackToSchool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BackToSchool</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/SchoolDays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SchoolDays</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/School" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>School</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Parenting</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokesOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokesOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FirstDayOfSchool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FirstDayOfSchool</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Thesaurus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Thesaurus</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a><br>Q: Where do <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/chemists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>chemists</span></a> eat their lunch?<br>A: On a Periodic Table. </p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/BackToSchool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BackToSchool</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/SchoolDays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SchoolDays</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/School" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>School</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Parenting</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokesOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokesOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Chemistry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chemistry</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/PeriodicTable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PeriodicTable</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/NewtonsCradle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NewtonsCradle</span></a></p>
Adrianna Tan<p>I hope I never have to use this pun at work, but I have been saving ‘what a clamity!!’</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Marine</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.</p><p>Then it dawned on me.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Adrianna Tan<p>i want to start making marine content and call myself a finfluencer. so people who are coming for financial content will be confused.</p><p>then i'll whip out a 'WHALES AND THE S&amp;P 500. what do they have in common? WHALES'</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Marine</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <br>Q: Did you hear about the buffalo who turned 200 years old?<br>A: It was his bison-tennial.</p><p>Q; What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?<br>A: A booffalo.</p><p>Q: What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants?<br>A: It’s impossible to lose weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.</p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Buffalo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Buffalo</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Bison" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Bison</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
Lorelei<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>MatthewTitus88</span></a></span> “That was no piccolo - that was my fife!” 😯<span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@otheorange_tag" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>otheorange_tag</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BaroqueSun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BaroqueSun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Milcom Miasma<p>Naming rights (and wrongs).</p><p>Mrs. Miasma and I have been trying to get a picture of this little guy/gal(?) for about a year now. It sits back away from the road so apologies for the not-so-great picture.</p><p>It's the smallest horse with the biggest pot belly we've ever seen. It's stomach is only about 3 inches from dragging on the ground.</p><p>We don't know it's gender so because we love puns, we call it Micronaise (micro-neighs, get it?)</p><p>Thank you, we'll be here all week. Really, all week.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a><br>Q: Why does the Norweigan Navy paint bar codes on the side of their ships?</p><p>A: So when they come back to port, they can...Scandinavian.</p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Portraits" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Portraits</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/JohanGeorgMeyer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JohanGeorgMeyer</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/YoungWomanLookingThroughAWindow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YoungWomanLookingThroughAWindow</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/RomanceArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RomanceArt</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FensterFreitag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FensterFreitag</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>Knightly nights<br><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Joe G<p>Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours.. So they called it a day. <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Adrianna Tan<p>The bizarrely violent world of clam smuggling, aka 'Clam Theft Auto'</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gmVnHL1k0M" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=-gmVnHL1k0</span><span class="invisible">M</span></a></p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Marine</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Clams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Clams</span></a></p>
Joe G<p>When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party.. Now I'm homeless. <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
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