Daily Sketch 07-03-2025
BITCHIN'
#simpsons
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can't make this one up. for sale locally.
made in #yeg
apparently also a part of the u of a museum holdings haha
https://search.museums.ualberta.ca/15-219400
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Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields & some illegal fireworks & one of those disposable enemas- no, make it two.
My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state & is punishable by- Follow me.
Any red-blooded, flag-feeding American would love the M-320.
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
Auch wenn nicht ganz aktuell 
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Here is a video of the TV in action playing Simpsons episodes on a small LCD screen
One friend of mine makes his living giving #guitar lessons and recording bands.
Another friend of mine is an #IT professional in public schools.
That friend gifted my other friend (who is a HUGE #Simpsons nerd) a 3DPrinting creative project he thought up on his own.
It's the Simpson's Family TV that plays actual episodes of the show at random.
Outstanding.
Last summer, while I was stuck recuperating from my broken neck, I rediscovered The #Simpsons Tapped Out. I gave up on it again once recovered, but thought to check-in to my version of Springfield again the other day, only to learn it's been EOL'd.
Season 4, Episode 20: Whacking Day
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Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without me knowing. And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him... is nice and legal.
Is that so? Oh, Flanders, won't you join me in my kitchen?
Uh, doesn't work if you invite him.
Hidilly-hey!
Go home.
Toodle-ly doo!
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Don't feel bad for losin'. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teat.
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Young man, you've had what we call a "cardiac episode."
Worst episode ever.
Oh, not even close. If these boys hadn't called 911, I'd be wearing that watch right now. I'm just kidding. But you would be dead.
You saved my life?
Yeah, after you were so mean to us.
So now we're even.
My prognosis- Or is it diagnosis? Whichever.
RIP to a legend, so many of his absurd songs have been in my head since childhood
https://variety.com/2025/artisans/news/alf-clausen-simpsons-composer-dead-1236414371/
Variety · Alf Clausen, Emmy-winning 'Simpsons' Composer, Dies at 84
Very #Simpsons this evening, but then this weekend …
"a strong westerly Atlantic breeze over the weekend: blustery winds, low cloud, damp conditions for Saturday, then widely heavier rain is expected by Saturday night, accompanied by winds strengthening to gale force over many hills. Remaining very windy through Sunday and Monday with mountain gales; cooler too, with heavy showers, particularly frequent in western #Scotland, a risk of hail and thunder."
We need a monorail to the Toronto Island.
Monorail! Monorail! Mono!
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Me & the boys thank you for hanging on to this for us thanks.
Uh say are you guys crooks?
Bart um is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
No.
For a large starving family is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread?
Uh-uh.
What if your family don't like bread? They like cigarettes.
I guess that's okay.
Now,what if instead of giving them away you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away? Would that be a crime?
Hell no.
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Next!
At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
Watch out, Radioactive Man!
Brilliant reading.
Again?
Watch out, Radioactive Man!
Fantastic! One more time!
Watch out, Radioactive Man!
Congratulations, Bart Simpson.
You're our new Fallout Boy.
That's what I'd be saying to you if you weren't an inch too short.
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Hey, Lance Murdock you just jumped What are you going to do now?
I'm goin' to Duff Gardens!
Duff Gardens! Home of the Whiplash!
To be completed in 1994.
And the Washing Machine!
Wow!
See the happiest fish in the world at our fabulous Beerquarium!
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Broadcast 30 years ago, and à propos of nothing in particular...
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Happy 69th Birthday to Homer J Simpson