Daniel Dvorkin<p>"The <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/squirrels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>squirrels</span></a> are really active today."</p><p>"Yeah, they're squirreling hard out there. But you know, the other squirrels are squirreling too, and they have to squirrel their hearts out. Squirrel 110%. At the end of the day, all that matters is who has the highest squirrel."</p><p>"We're getting dangerously close to <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Smurf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Smurf</span></a> territory here."</p><p>"I kind of imagine squirrels as real-life Smurfs. Like that's the way they think. Everything is 'squirrel this' and 'squirrel that,' and calling them 'squirrely' is the highest compliment you can give."</p><p>Pretty much every day at our house.</p>