@GottaLaff
Or Elon fired the people who could have prevented it.)
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail
@GottaLaff
Or Elon fired the people who could have prevented it.)
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail
HA HA!
Anna Bowe
lol
Post by Elon Musk
There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on X. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later. 8:18PM - 8/12/24 From Earth - 735K Views. 14K Reposts 2.8K Quotes 57K Likes 1.2K
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail
The Trump Musk big interview is already a major fail
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail
My Twitter account is suddenly a magnet for absolutely "real" human ladies sending follow requests. Must be all that 'anti-bot' magic Elon Musk's been working on. Clearly, another smashing success to add to his list. #BotLife #ElonMusk #TwitterFail
TV news "Let's see how Elon Musk deals with this setback!"
Musk, "Ha ha! I meant to do that. Look at all the coverage I got for my name change!!! I win!"
I used to tell people that if you wanted to get cover in the local press, "Above the fold" just burn down your building.
#TwitterFail #XFail
#X #Musk #fail
The beautiful thing about Musk is the same beautiful thing about Trump: they are so desperate for respect from capable, intelligent people, who see through them and do not give it to them.
They have the love only of lunkheads they despise, which is clearly driving them crazy. They try and try and try, and keep getting less and less happy, and more in trouble, and cannot find a face-saving way to stop digging the hole they're in. It's delicious.
As a middle-aged woman, when I first heard he was trying to recapture a time from his younger days, my first thought was: "How old is #ElonMusk?"
Not remotely surprising to me, he is 52 years old.
#Elon is having a #MidLifeCrisis, if you ask me, and he's dragging everyone else down in the process.
Some guys buy classic cars or RVs, some guys have affairs with their secretaries. Musk tries to fix a previous business failure of his younger days, but ends up empowering Nazis and destroying a $44B investment instead.
Thank God my husband only tried rebuilding a classic car.
Avast Ye, Dere be booty where X marks the spot.
#Mastodon #Sunday
#ElonMusk #Elon
#twittermigration #tech #technews #technology #twitterexodus #x
#twitterfail #twitterdead #twitterisbroken #twitterdeathspiral #twitterkiller #twitterrip #TwitterAlternative
Autsch! #Twitter
FEUERWEHR HAMBURG
@FeuerwehrHH
Ist das jetzt Euer Ernst, @Twitter
Wir haben eine aktive #Entschärfung einer #Fliegerbombe in #Hamburg laufen und ihr schreibt wir haben unser #Zugriffslimit erreicht??
@fraying the NYTimes missed the juicy part #TwitterFail #selfDDOS thanks to Elon. He needs to hire competent software engineers as he isn’t.
Twitter Stopped Paying Its Google Cloud Bills Under Musk: Platformer https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-twitter-stopped-paying-google-cloud-bills-money-platformer-2023-6 Is this the smoking gun for the July 1 troubles? #twitterfail #twitterdown
Bei Mastodon knallen bestimmt grade die Korken.
#Musk #TwitterDown #TwitterFail #RIPTwitter #SpaceKaren
Fänd's halt cool, wenn Leute mal wirklich dauerhaft hier aktiv bleiben und nicht nur mal rüberkommen, weil drüben wieder mal was kaputt ist
I was just discussing the #TwitterDown #MastodonMigration #DDOS #TwitterFail #SelfDDOS with a twitter refugee, IRL friend and it occurred to me, this is what humans have always done as other humans invade. Some leave to tell the truth to the world (like Einstein's migration to the USA in the 1930s), sometimes in full flight, as refugees. (Like Einstein in the 1930s.) OK, there aren't the threats of firing squads and "account death" isn't actual death, it's a silencing, but violence is traumatic, accumulative and harmful. Likewise microvilences accumulate, slowly, sure, but the harm still gets done.
Elon "Muck" is an aggressor, a tyrant, a fascist. Twitter has become a battleground between hollow opinion and reasoned dissent. It is a war zone. Bombs aren't falling. People aren't dying, but the behaviour of the platform's self-appointed supreme leader is weaponised gaslighting, weaponised abuse, in short a war _of_ torment. Singling out the different ("cis is term of abuse") and using their reasoned, evidenced position against them in abusive propagandist's twisted reversal of the attacked group's position.
Trans? "They're the problem!" ~ Elon Hitler
Evidence based and academic? "What do they know?!" ~ Elon Mussolini.
This fight for Twitter (I believe Twitter is lost, sorry) is the evolution of war. The "corporate aristocracy" have gone to war on the heart of democracy, public discussion, in much the way Trump went to war on legal procedure and common decency (as in manners, not morality, the latter itself, hijacked.)
I left Facebook because I was no longer willing to allow my reactions to feed Meta's product motive. I fled the evolution of slavery, a pseudo-consensual slavery of our psychology rather than bodies. I am a dissenter in exile. Writing what I can.
Those of you from twitter, really are refugees. Not fleeing a physical threat, not in fear of life, still with your rooves over your heads sure, but in fear of your voice being unilaterally silenced without trial or evidence, more easily than by spilling your blood.
This is what #cyberwar looks like.
Lest anyone doubt that Twitter was idiotic enough to release code that would cause a race condition and result in its own users executing a DDOS attack on it, here's the network console readout from Firefox showing all the network requests blasting away.
Of course I immediately closed out my connection because I'm a good person.
...but wait! It's the weekend and Evil Sheldon is in control so I kept the party going for a while since Twitter insisted on it.
This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.
The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.
In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.
The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.
This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.
Unbelievable. It's amateur hour.
Now that we're all tickless, just an example of all fake news that's going to be generated from #Twitter
Definitely giving tfg a run for "World's Worst Business Guy".