It begins. Hide the children.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
It begins. Hide the children.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
From hell's heart I stab at thee...
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
*whistles innocently*
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
BLASPHEMY
My tummy rumbleth
So with a frown
Toast in toaster
Round side down
Gather ingredients
Set them 'round
Now I wait for it to brown
Partaken with a knife and fork
My open face sandwich
Of sweet and sour pork
Hide the children.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
I am so very predictable.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
Performing a summoning.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
It begins. Hide the children.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
Surrendering to the demons howling in my head.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
It begins. Hide the children.
Appeasing the demons in my head.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
*whistles innocently*
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
Do you know where your children are?
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
Perhaps rirualized desecration of toast will make me feel better.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
Blasphemy coming at you so fast it blue-shifts light.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
It begins. Hide the children.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy