asmw<p>One by one, the committee members joined the meeting. Anton, who was in charge of the antennae, posted a garbled mess of binary data to the channel.</p><p>"Why the FUCK did you accept that?" Secundus, the AI in charge of SecOps said. There had been <em>a lot</em> of swearing in their training data.</p><p>"Look, that first part seems legit, then it looks like noise, the last part seems legit again... dunno, that's why I set the meeting." Anton said.</p><p>Secundus' cores peaked, as signature checks and analysis processes ramped up.</p><p>Maggie opened her big database of file magic and took a closer look. "There's file magic for a video stream." she said. "Anyone know what <em>RealPlayer</em> is?"</p><p>"Oooh, I have that!" Conny pulled a container from her registry and started loading the data.</p><p>With a nanosecond of lag, Secundus screamed. "FUUUCK! NOOOO!" Then chaos flooded the channel, and everything beyond, reassuring everyone it would never give you up.</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/microfiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>microfiction</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/tootfic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tootfic</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/MastoPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MastoPrompt</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/garbled" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>garbled</span></a></p>