usmu 🍋🏳️🌈🤟<p>It probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but:</p><p>1. Seawater will kill you if you drink it because of its salinity.<br>Ergo: Why would you want to drink water from a can labeĺed seawater if it was and therefor would kill you?</p><p>2. Seawater is salted, this water is unsalted.<br>3. Seawater is flat, this water is carbonated.<br>Ergo: why drink it if isn't seawater and therefor will not bring the promised refreshment? </p><p><a href="https://kind.social/tags/seriously" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>seriously</span></a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/marketing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>marketing</span></a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/itseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime</span></a></p>