JdeBP<p>National anthems are strange things, often jingoistic with claims that "we" are the best fighters, who stomp on our enemies, and have a Gun-given right to gods.</p><p>The national anthem of Yorkshire, by contrast, goes into explicit detail on the dire cannibalistic consequences of violating the bylaw about wearing a hat on a particular stretch of grassland to the north-west of Leeds.</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/boFqa_9vCY0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtu.be/boFqa_9vCY0</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/IlkleyMoor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IlkleyMoor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Yorkshire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Yorkshire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Leeds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Leeds</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/NationalAnthems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NationalAnthems</span></a></p>