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I guess I don't really know where this little thread is going -- outside the fact that I'm just so tired of all the #lies.

In my #profession, I've been taught to be honest by a top notch mentor. Candor to the tribunal, my colleagues, and my clients. It's a beautiful way to practice law. It means I sleep well at night.

But I'm surrounded by sleazy practitioner's all day -- and it wears me down. White lies ... All. Day. Long.

For example, we have a duty to "meet and confer" w/r/t discovery issues before we file motions to compel.

I call the other #lawyer to see when they'll get me discovery b/c it's late. No answer. Secretaries lie for them. I call again. "Oh, he'll get back to you tomorrow." No call. I get a text message from the lawyer "hey -- I'll call you tomorrow morning." No call. Two days go by, three days ... nothing.

So, here I go writing the "fuck you asshole" Rule 37 letter and sending it certified. Then, I get the call. "Oh, hey man, I'm so sorry I've just been so busy I'll get it out tomorrow"

It never comes tomorrow -- and WE'RE ALL BUSY.

Granted, much of this is cover for clients who are lying about getting information to their attorney because being a liar is what is getting them sued.

But, certainly not always. The are ways to "manage" clients to get you what you need when you need it. I very rarely have to strong arm a client under threat of firing them to get them to play by the rules.

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