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«Harvey Esquire»<a href="https://bird.makeup/users/lisa_liberal" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@lisa_liberal</a> "Pam Bondi and Trump have released a photo proving that Trump didn’t know Jeffery Epstein."[It's wonderful what a magic marker can do...]<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Saturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Saturday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Taco" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Taco</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Sarcasm</a>

FunHouse Radio► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://FunHouseRadio.com</a> <-- TUNE IN <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#theonion</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#stupid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#absurd</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/water" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#water</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a>

65dBnoiseThere was that one presidential candidate, a lone Democrat called <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AlGore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AlGore</a>, who dared tell the truth about the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/climateEmergency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#climateEmergency</a>, but the "drill baby drill" loving SCOTUS decided he was too radical an environmentalist to be POTUS against <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BigOil" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BigOil</a>.Nice little "democracy" you have here. It'd be a pity if something bad happened to it. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a>The goddess was called Nemesis, and always came with the bill after hubris. Guess who is gonna pay the bill now…Hint: It won't be <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Biden</a>, nor <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a>, etc.

65dBnoiseWhen counting dead in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/climateCrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#climateCrisis</a> caused catastrophes, like the recent one in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Texas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Texas</a>, remember that the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#US</a> saw an all time record production in oil and new oil fields in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Alaska" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Alaska</a> during the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Biden</a> admin, in order, of course, to "create jobs" and Keep America Great.Now compare that with "drill baby drill" to create jobs and Make America Great Again.Any similarity is purely coincidental. America will remain great no matter what and, in the end, we are all gonna die. 🖕<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USpol</a>

Kevin Karhan :verified:<a href="https://mastodon.world/@mrbadger42" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@mrbadger42</a> almost as if facists fear <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/accountability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#accountability</a> and <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/consequences" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#consequences</a>.<a href="https://infosec.space/tags/ForeseeableConsequences" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ForeseeableConsequences</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USpol</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/ICE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ICE</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/racism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#racism</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/facism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#facism</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USA</a>

Sean MurthyYou won't believe what Mamdani does with lists. 😱<a href="https://mamdanitimes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://mamdanitimes.com/</a><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Mamdani" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mamdani</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#uspol</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NYC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NYC</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NewYork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NewYork</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#writing</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/MamdaniTimes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MamdaniTimes</a>

Suzy Wong<a href="https://mastodon.social/@austinkocher" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@austinkocher</a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/america" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#america</a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/immigration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#immigration</a> Nothing says "compassion" and "human rights" quite like cramming 58,000 people into over 200 facilities, a third of whom are clearly dangerous criminals with absolutely no criminal history whatsoever. And let's not forget the delightful touch of a 15x growth in just six months for these non-criminals. Truly a masterclass in efficiency and humanity! Here in Canada, we're obviously just not as... innovative when it comes to dealing with immigrants. We still cling to antiquated notions like "due process" and "alternatives to detention." So boring! We only detain people if there's a genuine risk of them skipping out on their hearing, or if we actually don't know who they are, or (gasp!) if there's a real public safety concern. No flair, no drama, no military-style raids on families just trying to make a better life. So terribly un-American of us, isn't it? Honestly, it's a bit sad. We could learn so much from our southern neighbors about how to really scale up a detention system. Imagine the economic boom from building all those new facilities! Think of the job creation for guards! The sheer patriotism of it all! But no, here in Canada, we're still stuck in the past, fumbling around with things like "humanitarian considerations" and trying to avoid separating families. So incredibly passé.<a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/sarcasme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasme</a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/immigration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#immigration</a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#usa</a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/POLITIQUEAMERICAINE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#POLITIQUEAMERICAINE</a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/droitshumains" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#droitshumains</a> Il est vraiment touchant, ici à au Québec qui est dans le Canada (pour les américains qui ne le sauraient pas!), de voir nos voisins américains embrasser le véritable esprit de la "liberté" en perfectionnant l'art de l'incarcération de masse pour des gens qui ont commis le crime ultime : vouloir une vie meilleure. Pendant que nous nous escrimons avec la simple décence humaine et la notion désuète de procédure régulière, eux innovent ! Une augmentation de 1500 % des détentions de non-criminels ? Ce n'est pas juste de la croissance, c'est une success story de startup ! Qui a besoin de la Silicon Valley quand on peut être un titan de l'industrie de la détention ? Honnêtement, c'est un peu embarrassant pour nous. On en arrache à réparer des écoles et des hôpitaux, alors qu'eux construisent des centres de détention à un rythme qui ferait pleurer de joie un industriel du Gilded Age. On gaspille des ressources pour des choses comme l'« aide juridique » et les « alternatives à la détention », ce qui, soyons réalistes, ressemble juste à un code pour « laisser les gens vivre leur vie ». Pendant ce temps, les États-Unis sont clairement à la pointe, transformant les êtres humains en inventaire rentable et démontrant un niveau d'engagement envers l'inhumanité qui est vraiment impressionnant. Alors, pendant que nous débattons encore des finesses de la "compassion" ici, levons un verre à nos amis du sud. Ils nous montrent comment c'est vraiment fait : avec des tactiques de style militaire, aucun antécédent criminel requis, et une ampleur de détention qui crie « l'Amérique d'abord ! »… dans une très, très petite cellule surpeuplée.

Hans Cummings (he/him)<a href="https://mastodon.social/@Richard_Littler" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@Richard_Littler</a> Pro-Tip: you can basically visit the Great Pyramids of Giza or the Coliseum in Rome by doing a Google Image search. <a href="https://chirp.enworld.org/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a>

That Blair GuyWho could ever forget that episode when Spock sang a duet with John Lennon?<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#StarTrek</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Beatles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Beatles</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SillyAd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SillyAd</a>

Rev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱<a href="https://sfba.social/@MishaVanMollusq" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@MishaVanMollusq</a> wow, you really want a 90 year old who is also somehow me from the future past to die. This is what avocado toast has rendered…<a href="https://queer.cool/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a>

Steve BThe thing I like most about the BBC’s coverage of <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/wimbledon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wimbledon</a> is the complete cross section of the British society they interview. <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a>

KatLS<a href="https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@Natasha_Jay</a> thought experiment: maybe the report was never needed and we just need a circle of ancient elders with tea leaves to make business decisions- <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> 😑🫠 TBH, most political decision makers don’t read reports or review data ;and haven’t since Reagan). Except <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/KatyPorter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#KatyPorter</a>. She’s so refreshing.

5in1_surveys<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a> the <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/lost_ark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lost_ark</a> of <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tesla</a>

5in1_surveys<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/nissan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nissan</a> batteries supplied by <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/London_tube" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#London_tube</a> with same logo , but the tyres are <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/tube_less" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tube_less</a>

5in1_surveys<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/barbados" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#barbados</a> is sponsored by <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/maserati" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#maserati</a>

Dave RahardjaI don’t know why these conservatives are all so upset about a Socialist running for mayor in NYC. If they have a disagreement with his points of view, surely they can debate the merits of their position in the marketplace of ideas.<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/@gizmodo/tech-fknh6odjz/-/a-Cgd8kE5OQ0ynIIA26BHxNw%3Aa%3A1876139665-%2F0" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://flipboard.com/@gizmodo/tech-fknh6odjz/-/a-Cgd8kE5OQ0ynIIA26BHxNw%3Aa%3A1876139665-%2F0</a>

Chronic Illness Humor FunnyOh wonderful, here comes another "life experience"<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/chronicillnesshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#chronicillnesshumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mentalhealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mentalhealth</a>

HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴<a href="https://c.im/@cdarwin" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@cdarwin</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USpol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Sarcasm</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MoscowMitch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MoscowMitch</a> "...McConnell...tried to tamper down fears of voter blowback against the proposed cuts to Medicaid spending in the GOP’s budget reconciliation bill,...voters will ultimately “get over it.”Ah, it is really great that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThoughtCrime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ThoughtCrime</a> is still not implemented in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#US</a>. I'm thinking: would voters really take a long time to "get over it" if all the globe's <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gerontocrats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Gerontocrats</a> suffered a severe stroke or heartattack?I'd say, NO, the world'd be a better place!

Wesley FryerSome lighthearted podcast listening for today… <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/not" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#not</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a>[PODCAST] Peter Thiel and the Antichrist by Interesting Times with Ross Douthat<a href="https://pca.st/episode/d3c84739-30eb-4e2b-bda3-6f0fadf98bb1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://pca.st/episode/d3c84739-30eb-4e2b-bda3-6f0fadf98bb1</a><a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/ConCW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ConCW</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/CultureWar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CultureWar</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/antichrist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#antichrist</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/ChristianNationalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ChristianNationalism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/Christianity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Christianity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/BigTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BigTech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/techbros" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techbros</a> Check out more of my podcast recommendations on my Pin board:<a href="https://pinboard.in/u:wfryer/t:podcastrecc/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://pinboard.in/u:wfryer/t:podcastrecc/</a>

Patrick HadfieldWell this is shocking news. "Reform Warwickshire council head quits after five weeks, leaving 18-year-old in charge"<a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sarcasm</a> <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jun/26/reform-warwickshire-council-head-rob-howard-quits-after-five-weeks-leaving-18-year-old-in-charge?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jun/26/reform-warwickshire-council-head-rob-howard-quits-after-five-weeks-leaving-18-year-old-in-charge?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other</a>

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