Me: Hey, happy trans visibility day!
Daughter: Thanks?
Me: You know what would make you super visible?
Her: eyeroll; What?
Me: Come out of your cave and clean your bathroom. I'll be in the back with Steely Dan, heavy drugs, and quantum imaginary maths.
Her: Ah...you're doing taxes, that explains your sudden need for things to be ordered.
Me: Yeah...also, your bathroom is a biohazard, so....

#Funcik sends his regards
#dogsofmastodon #silly #dog

Happy Breakfast Club Day.

It's okay you'll get it next time :v

#NowPlaying #TheMetalDogIsNowPlaying
#FrankZappa
You Are What You Is
Goblin Girl

YouTube Search:
https://youtube.com/results?search_query=Frank+Zappa+You+Are+What+You+Is+Goblin+Girl

Songwhip:
https://songwhip.com/Frank-Zappa/Goblin-Girl

Lyrics:
https://genius.com/Frank-zappa-goblin-girl-lyrics

LastFM:
https://www.last.fm/music/Frank+Zappa/_/Goblin+Girl

#plebs #comedy #uk #uktv #Britain #england #funny #silly #rome
I always loved “Plebs”, and if you haven’t seen the show you’re really missing a treat. I can only describe it as “Blackadder” set in Ancient Rome. Grumio (the slave) is a Roman Baldrick, and uses a crazy kind of logic which occasionally makes sense. When a neighbour’s cat swallows his lottery ticket, Grumio discusses the chance of winning with his master Marcus. The 50/50 line never fails to make me laugh!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkvMoIUZ8VU

Good morning and happy Tuesday!

Good morning and happy Tuesday!

You get two for Tuesday.

** HILARIOUSLY FUNNY ** Laughs Guaranteed!! Have you ever heard anything like the sounds Rambo Hyena makes when he is excited for his breakfast?

Every day we walk further and further away from God's light.

My inner child and inner accountant are fighting over this... #StarWars #StormTrooper #Silly #UselessButFun

Test 2 from SoraSns app to
#Friendica
#mastodon
#pixelfed
#sharkey
#bluesky

#meme #memes #humor #humour #funny #jokes #surreal #silly #weird

Just re-upped some previous Otaku Elf pics I posted. Including an attempt at recreating a cover in Animal Crossing.

It's a fun, chill series.

When I first got into it, I told my kids the name and they first thought I said "Taco Elf" and, honestly, I'd read that series if it were real.

Broke: I really accomplished something watching One Piece. It's so long, with over 1,000 episodes.
Bespoke: Powering through and listening to / watching all 18,262 episodes of Guiding Light, from its original radio broadcast in the 1930s to 2009 when it ended.

#Random #OnePiece #Anime #SoapOpera #SoapOperas #BrokeBespoke #Silly

TFW you see folks posting "LLM" online and your brain creates a fake acronym of Limited Liability Monsters.

...Actually, that acronym kind of rules.

#LLM #Random #Silly

A reverse sweater vest. Only knit sleeves that end at your shoulders which you wear over a button up shirt.

And send.

#Random #Sweater #Silly

So, we've told our youngest two kids (both 10) recently that the Tooth Fairy isn't real. The full veil of Santa, etc has been pulled.

That said, on Friday MDMRN Twin 2 lost a tooth. She then walked over to me after telling me about it all like..."MONEY PLEASE!"

Feathered Floaties ~~ Where zero clucks are given and maximum relaxation is achieved. Have a cluckin' great day! https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/feathered-floaties-lisa-s-baker.html

#FeatheredFloaties #PoolsidePoultry #SippinAndSittin #LivingTheCluckLife #chickens #birds #birdsofmastodon @art #arte #artwork #wallart #farmart #farm #funny #silly #pool #swimming #cocktails #wallartforsale #artforhome #chickenart #buyintoart #funart #birdart #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #artforsale

We watched as the flour settled across the land. The smell if marinara was thick in the air.

"That son of a bitch. He really did it," I said to myself as I looked upon the rubble of the demolished hut.

The chef turned back to me and smiled, fresh mozzarella in hand.

He really had done it.

He had out pizza'd the hut.