the "borrow money to buy bitcoin" industry summarized in one image:
https://x.com/DzambhalaHODL/status/1940916889880088915
the "borrow money to buy bitcoin" industry summarized in one image:
https://x.com/DzambhalaHODL/status/1940916889880088915
#MicroStrategy borrowed another billion dollars to pump #bitcoin, mostly with their new funny money stock tickers #STRK, #STRF, and #STRD (they're multiplying like rabbits).
#Metaplanet, Japan's mini-me version of the pot of bitcoins bought with borrowed money called #MicroStrategy, is taking out billboard advertisements for its stock... in America (or maybe its fans are, not 100% sure, but does it really matter?).
Remember, this is a Japanese company that now exists for no other reason than to borrow money and use it to buy #bitcoin.
soon the entire american economy is just going to be #MicroStrategy style pyramid schemes for FartCoin.
2/ In other "crypto scammers visiting El Salvador to immanentize bitcoin fascism" news, #MicroStrategy CEO Michael Saylor, the man who owns more bitcoin than anyone (much of it bought with borrowed money in what will probably turn out to be history's largest pyramid scheme) flew to San Salvador to visit Bukele on February 13th.
yet another company - this one with Trump's kids on the board - tries the #MicroStrategy approach to crypto ponzi scheming. cc: @wendysiegelman
FT Alphaville weighs in on #MicroStrategy's bizarre new "strife" (#STRF) bitcoin accumulation strategy.
> "#MichaelSaylor has pitched it as a way to tap into the vast pool of fixed-income investors who generally prefer stability and predictable returns. Yet Strife offers neither. It exposes investors to bitcoin’s downside (since Strategy’s creditworthiness hinges on its crypto holdings) without giving them any upside if the cryptocurrency soars. The dividend is fixed, so if bitcoin 'moons', Strife holders are left watching from the sidelines. It’s like being invited to an all-you-can-eat buffet but only allowed to smell the food."
> "Buried in the fine print of the prospectus is a crucial detail: the board can suspend dividends altogether. It’s essentially a 'trust me' deal."
https://www.ft.com/content/20984de7-4a63-4919-979f-04245de33592
#Metaplanet, the Japanese company that recently started using the same "borrow as much money as you can to buy bitcoin with debt" approach as #MicroStrategy, has named #EricTrump as the first member of its "Strategic Board of Advisors".
I suspect this increases the odds that the crypto industry will get a bail out if SHTF, though they were already pretty high.
One week ago #MicroStrategy (#MSTR, the world's largest pot of bitcoins masquerading as a publicly traded company) announced they were raising $21 billion (1/3rd of the entire company) via a new "perpetual strike preferred stock" called #STRK to raise cash to pump the price of bitcoin.
Today now suddenly they are announcing they will raise money via yet *another* financial instrument "strife" (#STRF) to pump the price of bitcoin.
absolutely wild. bitcoin cannot be "digital gold" if its price depends on the solvency of a single company (which it now does)
* STRK announcement: https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-announces-21-billion-strk-at-the-market-program_03-10-2025
* STRF announcement: https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-announces-proposed-strf-preferred-stock-offering_03-18-2025
#MicroStrategy's “bitcoin strategy” is going fully pyramidal. The company has spent $33 billion on bitcoins now “worth” roughly $41 billion over the past 5 years (at least $7-8 billion of those bought with borrowed money). Now #MichaelSaylor just announced a $21 billion sale of their special new #STRK perpetual strike “stock” (different from the regular stock, which is #MSTR) to buy even more bitcoin. Note that the market cap of MicroStrategy is ~$60 billion, so that's a sale of 1/3rd (sort of - STRK isn't exactly a share of stock).
Paraphrasing Dan Davies
here, something along the lines of “the nature of fraud is to expand until stopped by an external force”…
checking in on #MichaelSaylor now that bitcoin is below $80k and he bought ~$20 billion worth for $95-105k with borrowed money in the past two months:
https://x.com/saylor/status/1895325810942411234
the meeting logs of #DavidSacks and #a16z's "Crypto Task Force" that is I guess now running american financial regulation via the #SEC contain many incredible things, but only a single meeting with anyone trying to advocate for the public interest (#BetterMarkets, who deserve a lot of credit for trying).
* SEC page: https://www.sec.gov/about/crypto-task-force/crypto-task-force-meeting-logs
* archived meeting notes: https://legacy.www.documentcloud.org/app?q=%2Btag%3A%22crypto%20task%20force%22
tfw ur lookin' around for suckers who have enough capital to pump the price of bitcoin now that #MicroStrategy is looking increasingly tapped out…
#MicroStrategy just bought another $2 billion worth of bitcoin with convertible debt (that they will have to pay back despite #MichaelSaylor's blatant lies to the contrary in our new post-regulation era). The price of bitcoin still managed to go down 2% as soon as he announced the purchase.
https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2025/02/24/strategy-adds-20-4k-bitcoin-bringing-stack-to-499k-tokens
California State Teachers Retirement System (#CalSTRS) has started investing in bitcoin (via #MicroStrategy, so they’re paying roughly double the market rate).
https://www.theblock.co/post/341230/calstrs-pension-fund-reports-holding-83-million-in-mstr-shares
2/ Deep dive on latest earnings call and #SEC filing of the pot of bitcoins bought with leverage masquerading as a corporation named #MicroStrategy, if you’re into that kind of thing. Lots of fun crimes against charting and crypto bro insanity/hyper-optimism.
"it puts the lotion of volatility in the equity basket of a pre-copernican cyber hornet"