Every time I think about Futures in e.g., Rust I think of this Vine:

Spongebob s6e23: "Truth Or Square"

This is a timeline in which Squidward has been working at the Krusty Krab since before Spongebob was born. If Mr. Krabs hires underpaid teenagers, that means Squidward is at least 14+ years older than Spongebob.

This is of course, incongruent with the modern spinoffs having Squidward and Spongebob grow up in the same neighborhood and summer camp. But where there's a sponge, there's a squid...

https://www.usluck.com/548452/slurp-slurp-slup/ Slurp slurp slup #Memes #Spongebob #SpongebobMemes

https://www.usluck.com/547100/i-chose-heaven-yet-i-placed-in-hell-lmao/ “I chose heaven yet i placed in hell” lmao #Memes #Spongebob #SpongebobMemes

https://www.usluck.com/546852/betrayal-2/ Betrayal #Memes #Spongebob #SpongebobMemes

I'll just be venting over here. Shared this info about #SpongeBob case on Bsky https://www.selfdefined.app/definitions/spongebob-case/ as FYI with CW #ableism. Got a reply that they like my transpo posts, not my "tone policing". Following me gets you the whole package including my efforts to use words in ways that don't leave people out. If you don't like carcentrism leaving out biking/walking, you should be able to understand why #WordsMatter.