It's a holiday in Bumfuck US
It's tough kid, but it's meat
It's a holiday in Bumfuck US
Don't forget to pack some heat
It's a holiday in Bumfuck US
It's tough kid, but it's meat
It's a holiday in Bumfuck US
Don't forget to pack some heat
I'm spending Hanukkah
Singing at the opera.
Wearing costumes,
As accustomed
You will see.
God help ye merry gentlemen
Who show up at our door
The drunken uncles holding forth
Then falling to the floor
Over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go,
So she can criticize my cooking, complain the turkey is too dry, take over the kitchen and make me cry.
She's My Pumpkin Pie #UpComingHolidayStressASong #HashTagGames
Blondie - “Untouched By Your Presents Dear.”
those with pie are justified
for bringing dessert another glass of wine
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Rudolph the red 'pill' reindeer.
Don’t Fear the Re-gifter
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Sung to the tune of ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money":
Cost of living crisis...
...
...
It's an oligarch's world!
"So This is Christmas—and I Don't Know How to Celebrate It and I Don't Want to Embarrass Her in Front of Her Family"
"Farting around the Christmas Tree"
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"It's the most horrible time of the year'
"I'm My Own Grandpa, in That I Feel Constantly Mortified by the Latest Racist Thing I Just Said"
Do You Hear What I Hear?
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